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sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

caaptainhook:

freckledandholy:

freckledandholy:

i smell cheap breakfast tea and badly-made crumpets

it can only be one little thing

the superwholockian teeabos are here

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destroy them before it’s too late

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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dontpanicmoriartyishere:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

a metaphor in a metaphor